patrick: 'what, pete, what?'
pete: 'i really dont even know what i'm doing up here, just hanging out with patrick'
patrick: 'hehe, you know what, it's [cool] because i dont really have anything to say between songs, i feel like a [...], now, my good friend, pete ladies and gentlemens'
pete: 'uh, we gonna play one more song then we'll get out of your way so you guys can see the academy'
patrick: 'backstage the academy is... right now'
pete: 'really, the coolest thing about this show is that backstage it's really much just [american] hights[...]'
patrick: '[...] the hush sounds.. thanks for putting up with us we're gonna get out of your way so you can watch the academy'
pete: 'so i guess uh. real quick i wanna say what this song's about, 'cause i think that people have [missuntru...] it, and i feel like lots of really young kids are singing this so i just wanna explain it really quick..[...] i feel like there are some parents here, so you can cover your ears really quick, 'cause, uh. this song is about sex, i rather just say it so everybody hears, this song is just not about sex, i wanna be more descriable than that, this song is about the best sex i ever had in my entire life.'
patrick: 'uuuuuuh'
pete: 'and i..we were in the bus so it was about a year ago. and i..yeah..and i..i was in my bunk and i woke to feeling the friction in my jeans so i'm gonna tell you right now. uh. this sex is about the sex you have with yourself witch is the best sex you'll ever have... give it up for your mother fucking right hand. that is what this song's about. SUGAR, WE'RE GOING DOOOOWWWWWWN'

patrick: Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Gun complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Gun complex, cock it and pull it'
pete: 'you guys are fucking amazing do not ever ever change! chicago is the best place on the planet.'
patrick: 'Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded Gun complex, cock it and pull it'...

(svårt att höra allt med alla skrikande fans i bakrunden)
 slutsats:  wierd crazy amazing guy.